The hardest thing in life

Some people ask me “What’s the hardest thing in your life?”. I hate lying, but the real answer is my penis.

Tags: Sex Joke get it?

Best BBQ in Tampa

Jazzy’s BBQ in Tampa on 5703 W Waters Ave. You can’t go wrong here.

kellyfayce:

YES.

Tea time

Having tea in my Dale Earnhardt mug, because I’m a classy son of a bitch.

I need…

more sexy things for the Sims 3. Anyone know any sites or mods?

I accidentally made my Mage in Aion look like Cersei. 

I just had a thought.

What if I put Ezekiel 25:17 on my ring?

And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the Lord, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.

Tags: Pulp Fiction